This just in: theonion.com has finally shed its primitive image of being a satirical webzine. Yes, that's right; theonion.com has finally made the move to being a full-fledged psychic publication. Observe the following article from 2004:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
Is this move bad for society, good for The Onion, or both? You be the judge.
Speaking of which, before you fool yourself into thinking $9.99 for the world’s most “advanced” razor is a good deal, always note the price of the replacement cartridges. In this case, 8 new blades will cost you a whopping $37.99. But it’s a small price to pay for tearing the skin cleanly off of your face, and then having four more blades further work their way deeper and deeper into your grotesquely bleeding flesh.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Smells like onions to me
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