Monday, April 25, 2005

Don't forget: God hates you AND your music

For some reason, Christian groups have taken it upon themselves to start reviewing rock albums. Obviously, they hate everything, and hilarity results.

http://search.family.org/query.cfm?style=pluggedin&qt=nine%20inch%20nails

An exerpt from the review of Nine Inch Nail's, The Fragile: "This follow-up to 1994's The Downward Spiral (5 million copies sold) avoids angry songs about animalistic sex and suicide. For that we are truly grateful. Still, more than 100 minutes of self-destructiveness and pain make The Fragile only a mild improvement. Encourage teens to pray for Reznor instead of wallowing in his ear-splitting hopelessness."

Feel free to search for your favorite band on the website and marvel at the stupidity of "Christian groups".

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