It’s time for another exciting episode of MYTH BUSTERS, where we attempt to dispel popular urban myths. In tonight’s episode, we’ll look at everybody’s favorite vegetable, marijuana.
MYTH: Weed makes me want to express myself more creatively.
REALITY: No… you’re just a pothead.
MYTH: Weed allows me to better express my creative side.
REALITY: No… you’re just a pothead.
MYTH: Weed allows me to better appreciate music.
REALITY: No… you’re just a pothead.
MYTH: Weed allows me to get a better nights rest.
REALITY: No… you’re just a pothead.
MYTH: Weed allows me to better connect with the true and peaceful life-force of the earth.
REALITY: No… you’re just a pothead, and a retard.
MYTH: Weed turns me into a murderous rapist intent on having Patricia Arquette as my next victim.
REALITY: This is perfectly normal. Please continue smoking as you normally would.
1 comment:
Hey Adam, this post is HILARIOUS! Where do you come up with this material?
Love,
Adam
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