Don't forget: God hates you AND your music

For some reason, Christian groups have taken it upon themselves to start reviewing rock albums. Obviously, they hate everything, and hilarity results.

http://search.family.org/query.cfm?style=pluggedin&qt=nine%20inch%20nails

An exerpt from the review of Nine Inch Nail's, The Fragile: "This follow-up to 1994's The Downward Spiral (5 million copies sold) avoids angry songs about animalistic sex and suicide. For that we are truly grateful. Still, more than 100 minutes of self-destructiveness and pain make The Fragile only a mild improvement. Encourage teens to pray for Reznor instead of wallowing in his ear-splitting hopelessness."

Feel free to search for your favorite band on the website and marvel at the stupidity of "Christian groups".

Popes are for eating

I'll have a Pope Benedict, over-easy, with a side of bacon. Mmmmm... tastes like Jesus.

Another reason to hate Usher

This is exactly why asian people have no business listening to black music:

www.winonatong.com/video/goggleboy_caughtupsmall.wmv

No... wait a minute... Usher is whiter than I am, and that's saying a lot.

Speaking of excuses (not to study)...

It’s time for another exciting episode of MYTH BUSTERS, where we attempt to dispel popular urban myths. In tonight’s episode, we’ll look at everybody’s favorite vegetable, marijuana.

MYTH: Weed makes me want to express myself more creatively.
REALITY: No… you’re just a pothead.

MYTH: Weed allows me to better express my creative side.
REALITY: No… you’re just a pothead.

MYTH: Weed allows me to better appreciate music.
REALITY: No… you’re just a pothead.

MYTH: Weed allows me to get a better nights rest.
REALITY: No… you’re just a pothead.

MYTH: Weed allows me to better connect with the true and peaceful life-force of the earth.
REALITY: No… you’re just a pothead, and a retard.

MYTH: Weed turns me into a murderous rapist intent on having Patricia Arquette as my next victim.
REALITY: This is perfectly normal. Please continue smoking as you normally would.